Farmer held vet's head under farm slurry....yes, there's a pic of the slurry-ee!

The BBC ^ | Friday, 23 January, 2004, 15:00 GMT | Anonymous BBC story monkey

[alnitak]

She doesn't look happy does she? Wonder why that is...

[Wolfie]

When I take you out in my slurry...

[KineticKitty]

Considering his past record, this doesn't sound like it should be a shock to anyone.

[cjshapi]

Geeze, my vets have irritated me over the year's but I never planted 'em in the manure pile!

[alnitak]

Vet Sue Potter had to hold her breath under the slurry

Well, she didn't HAVE to, but it was advisable :-)

[raybbr]

I hope I am the first.

affray

\Af*fray"\, n. [OE. afrai, affrai, OF. esfrei, F. effroi, fr. OF. esfreer. See Affray, v. t.] 1. The act of suddenly disturbing any one; an assault or attack. [Obs.]

2. Alarm; terror; fright. [Obs.] --Spenser.

3. A tumultuous assault or quarrel; a brawl; a fray. ``In the very midst of the affray.'' --Motley.

4. (Law) The fighting of two or more persons, in a public place, to the terror of others. --Blackstone.

Note: A fighting in private is not, in a legal sense, an affray.

Syn: Quarrel; brawl; scuffle; encounter; fight; contest; feud; tumult; disturbance.

[Mr. K]

OK. I'll ask- what is "Affray"

[steveo]

Not that it is that obscure a reference but interesting that was the first thing to pop into my head too.

[gcruse]

Baker, who lives in a caravan...down by the river....looks  awfully  like Paul Newman.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

...found guilty of affray,

Be affray...be very affray.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Yuch, she looks like she has just been to a John Fricking Kerry rally.

[Scenic Sounds]

LOL.

I think they should send this case out for mediation - a neutral third party might be able to bring these folks back together again. ;-)

[gcruse]

a neutral third party might be able to bring these folks back together again.

No sh!t?

[Scenic Sounds]

I think Sue has a thing for Roger - too bad he's married.

[pabianice]

Baker is registered to vote as a Democrat in Florida, Maryland, and California ...

[Jonah Hex]

Sounds like Baker is guilty of making a whinge with a slurry on top.

(crawling back into my pun-proof spiderhole)

[Rebelbase]

Slurry happens.

[Maria S]

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and of course his famous giant hammer.

But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red color.

Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined that they should be the one to have their name listed on the discovery. Pretty soon, a big argument was underway.

The two provided the others with a great source of amusement for the evening. By the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment. As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend, and said: "Well, THAT was a fight for Thor eyes."

[flying Elvis]

He looks like Babe the pig's owner.

[NativeSon]

When I take you out in my slurry...

baahahahah, great now I have a show-tune running through my head!! (good thing that I'm going to the Range tonight, a few hundred rounds should clear me right up)