That's why you see so many bow ties on docs. They're trying to look professional, but the ends of their ties get bloody. Also, those ties are snapons so that the crazy patients can't strangle them.
And the docs' and nurses' and ancillary orgs are the most frustrating things...you can start a group trying to effect a common-sense change, but you can only get people to do this kind of advocacy work who are willing and eager to give up treating patients!!
Then, whattaya know, they're suddenly doing cocktails and tea parties with Hillary and passing more balls-and-chains laws to drive you crazy. Grrr.