[GigaDittos]

I think my physician is a member of that group that asks their patients if there is firearm in their home. He asks me this every year, and I just want to slam him. But I don't want to get into a political argument during my checkup, know what I mean?

[Mamzelle]

That was an idea first put out by the pediatricians' licensing org--a bunch of profound weanies--you might try asking the doc if he's asking *you* because he's being regulated into doing so by his governing board.

Didn't know it had spread past the pedes.

Could be he's packin' too...'