[cincysux]

Great thought, is that original and if so can I borrow it ?

[AZLiberty]

I just made it up, based on the article. I can't guarantee it's original, but you're welcome to it.

I played with "God" or "nature" in place of evolution. To avoid messing with people who think God or evolution are controversial, I recommend it with "nature", as in:

Abortion is nature's way of limiting the number of people who believe in abortion.