[Southflanknorthpawsis]

I think I'll go out on my lawn and arrange a little cross made of rocks. Somebody film me.

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

It's not the beach shot, but hey it can serve as a model for you.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I think I'll Photoshop a little tear running down his cheek. (Just to top it off.)