[Devil_Anse]

Me too, me too! I wanna see her "dumpy" looks and greasy hair!

This is ridiculous! Would Scott have gone for a woman that much older than he is? I doubt it. Not only is there the age difference, contrary to the male nature, but there is that little nagging feeling a guy like Scott might get, "Hmmm... an older woman might not believe my tall tales so quickly!" Plus, Scott is supposed to be such a practiced and easy liar and conner. Would he have just jumped right in with "You want to have an affair?" I doubt that seriously! I mean, talk about an approach that would send virtually any woman screaming in the other direction...

[Velveeta]

She might have looked less dumpy and he may have mistaken the greasy hair for a Breck sheen, if he'd been sitting there for a while tossing back a few.

So who do you think is cuter, Victor/Victoria or Penny?