'What happened to your queer party-friends?' - Ann Coulter

townhall.com ^ | 1/22/04 | Ann Coulter

[Political Junkie Too]

But Dean still has the money and foot soldiers and endorsements to stay in the fight for the foreseeable future.

Remember all the hoopla over Vice President Al Gore's endorsement of Dean, and Senator Bill Bradley's, and President Jimmy Carter, and Senator Tom Harkin's? What happens to them and their credibility if Dean tanks? What was the value of their endorsements, and the value of anyone's, frankly, if the media whiplashes from these to the next set of endorsements of Kerry, or Edwards, like it never happpened?

-PJ

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. ..." Easily the great line of the movie.

[BluSky]

"Don't y'all know the RULES around here?"


What do we have to do . . . ???

Come on . . .

Still waiting . . .

Okay already . . .

P. I. C. T. U. R. E. S. of Ann, please?

[onehipdad]

I only came here for the pikshurs....

HEY!!

[Richard Kimball]

This is one of her funniest articles, it reads like Dave Barry might write if he had testicles.

[3catsanadog]

Teddy looked miserable at the State of the Union speech last night because he couldn't bring his Chivas IV drip in with him.

[cpdiii]

You have sinned badly. You have posted an article by Ann without posting a picture. May a thousand ZOTS befall you!!
:)

[martin_fierro]

'What happened to your queer party-friends?'

He's in New Hampshire.

[JasonC]

Ann at the top of the key, she shoots "Democrats believe the way to strike fear in the hearts of the terrorists is for the federal government to invest heavily in windmills" she scores!

Out at the three point line "If they could just figure out a way to abort babies using solar power" - net!

No stopping her, drives the lane, smashes through the foul "The Democrats aren't even man enough to run a genuine coward for president" and the wee thing dunks it! Glass all over the floor! And the right side of the stands are going wild ladies and gents... <p.

[kattracks]

Sorry about that.

[BluSky]

"Teddy looked miserable at the State of the Union speech last night because he couldn't bring his Chivas IV drip in with him."

Oh, but he DID have his Chivas IV drip rigged up through the House chambers floor and into his chair!

Staffers had a wire hidden on him . . . and an open mic intercepted some of the communication into the earpiece Teddy was wearing.

Unfortunetely for him, the cameras panned (Teddy shaking his head) just as he was being asked whether or not he was feeling any chivas coming through the IV drip.

The next time we see him giving the 'kill' sign, with him brushing his hand across his neck several times, and apparently was letting the guys in the booth know that he still wasn't getting any liquor through his IV drip and to stop immediately because, air instead was coming through the lines and into his body.

He was overheard to say that as soon as blowhard Bush was done he'd see to it that he'd be at the bar and would just get it himself and, everyone is fired . . . or, something something something. (Inaudible)

[mrustow]

This is funnier than Steyn has been of late. I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- in a previous life, Annie was a Borscht Belt comic.

[MarkL]

Don't y'all know the RULES around here?

Rule #5

There is NO Rule #5!

Mark

[MarkL]

It should read...

": How do you write women Democrats so well?"

"Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. ..."

Mark

[moonhawk]

Hey...

That's not her.

[lentulusgracchus]

Nice photo of Ann.

"What's a nice girl like you doing carrying that long, long, long straight razor?!"

[longtermmemmory]

ann is really more right that she is letting on. There was a FR thread indicating many of the "get together" parties were organized by homosexual groups. So much for the Dr. Dean election campaign dating service.

[lentulusgracchus]

Kerry and Clark now represent the two major wings of the Democratic Party – the Kennedy wing and the Clinton wing.

Actually, Ann might have something there.

There was a time when the Clintons and Kennedys were playing snuggle-bunnies during summer vacations on Martha's Vineyard. Is that still true? Or are they rivals now?

But she's right, I think, about Wes Clark's being a Clinton stalking-horse to stop Dean and keep open Hillary's options for a brokered convention this summer, if it looks like the economy is going sour and the Dems might have a chance after all. They're trying like hell to convince themselves they have a chance, with this WaPo push-poll that talks about Arbusto's "re-elect numbers" opposite a "generic" Democrat. (Although I didn't notice anyone named "Generic" filing for the primaries.)

[Fledermaus]

I went to a public school, but if I remember my high-school geography correctly, New Hampshire and Vermont are the same state.

Now, now Ann. You know better than that. They may be next to each other, but the difference between the two are night and day.

New Hampshire is populated by sane people while Vermont is populated by total communists. Big difference.

And the laws between the two, the tax codes, etc. show they are very different.

I know it was a throw-away line, but she should be more careful.

[Clock King]

I don't think so. In fact, I think Anne was drunk when she wrote this. Most of it is contradictory and doesn't make sense.