[Astronaut]

Now Kerry has a jewish grandfather? Didn't Hitlery try this trick and claimed to be jewish? Does every commie lib who wants to pander to the Jews suddenly give the family tree a shake and a Jew falls out? Its insulting to the intelligence! I hope Jewish voters are turned off by this obvious and transparent pandering.

[KQQL]

no he really did

[expatpat]

He may gain Jewish votes, but a lot of Irish who voted for him in the past (thinking he was Irish) will dump him now.

[expatpat]

Hitler himself also was suspected of having a Jewish ancestor (who may have knocked up his servant grandmother). Adolf wan't too pleased about the idea, though.