Me and the rubber galoshes and the doorknob and the underage members of different zoological phyla aren't just platonic friends! We're here, we're weird, and we're IN YOUR FACE!!
What do you mean, your post was a parody?
That's all they're asking for: parody. /pun
Why can't we all just get along? /sarcasm
but more importantly....do you shower together?...........LOL