[Azzurri]

Maybe I'm wrong, but it's about time he actually says the "F" word. The people are ready for the truth!

Only John F**ck*n Kerry gets to say the F word.

[Shermy]

The F-r-a-... word.

Kerry is unable to say it either, though he often means it.

[Kevin Curry]

Only John F**ck*n Kerry gets to say the F word.

That's because he was in Vietnam (Seriously! I swear it's true . . . I'm not pulling your leg).

Paid his dues, you know.