[Benjamin Dover]

If we had just voted for Pat, we could have saved ourselves all of this Bush-Bashing. Things would be perfect... I think even Jesus proved that no matter who you are, not everybody is going to agree with you on everything.

[Howlin]

I know, Ben! See how dumb we are. We could be listening to Al Gore right this minute!

Now who would be the unhappiest then: those of us who don't want a Democrat in the White House, or those who are waiting for The Great White Perfect Knight (and won't accept anything less)?