"It really gets the goat of some of FR's more phony PReepers"
"I've always thought a lot of poster on FR should tighten up on their taglines. Something such as "The Preceding Paid For By DNC" would be very appropriate."
"Yes Joe, you are fringe."
"Get your head out of your ass."
"More often than you change your Depends."
"Maybe you ought to go fight those Canadians you made such a splash about a few years ago."
"'Bots will not have their G-d questioned."
"You're chewing on your 'Depends' ... in between drinks. Go sober up."
"You are a pretender, and you've been a pretender. I'm sorry that you tried to worm your way into a good thread with good people."
"You contribute nothing. Ever. But, if I know you've paid thirty, you're worth at least 30."
"Libertarians are freeloaders. If a cover charge was implemented, we'd never see your liver spotted ass again. Nobody would weep."
"It's been fun watching you do the chicken tonight, but I want you to take it easy. Your gunna warp a gasket"
Cuz folks get too upset. Cuz insults are easy. Cuz thinkin' is too hard. ;^)
Or to put it in the words of the immortal John Houseman: "Five minutes thought would have been sufficient to reason that out, but thought is irksome, and five minutes is a long time."