[jpl]

If you're right, boy was I fooled, I thought he was someone else entirely! I remember Anthrax-Profiler well, he also posted here for a while under the name "Princeton". I had no idea about him being a security guard at Merck. He also has a bunch of webs sites that are devoted to his rather bizarre theory, and I concur with you 100% about him being a rather sick puppy.

[Van der Waals]

Fascinating but not highly original, I'm afraid. As I give it more thought, smacks a wee bit too much of Richard Jewell, don't you think? OTOH, lightening has been known to strike the same place twice. Anything's still possible...hohummmm....