[Hank Rearden]

That happens to me at least once a week. Good thing it's winter, and the scoots (mostly) stay garaged.

My rule of thumb, vis-a-vis road critters vs. motorcycles, is simple: "If you couldn't eat it in one sitting, don't hit it."

So squirrels are fair game.

[Lazamataz]

That happens to me at least once a week.

Including the bonzai-screaming leaping attack over windshields?

You got some pissed off squirrels out your way.