[aBootes]

My favorite things in life-a cold beer on a hot day, a good tax return and a terrorist who blows himself up instead of innocent people.

I believe there is a song along these lines except that it features whiskers on kittens, blue satin sashes, and snowflakes which interfer with one's vision rather than the items you have mentioned.

However, your version is not bad.

[umbagi]

I believe there is a song along these lines ...

Faster horses,
  Younger women,
    Older whiskey,
and more harmlessly self-immolating terrorists!

... with apologies to Tom T. Hall ...