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A funny blog on Clark's website (has to be a joke)

Posted on 01/17/2004 10:18:25 PM PST by faithincowboys

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Too funny. Clark is too ridiculous to become President.
1 posted on 01/17/2004 10:18:27 PM PST by faithincowboys
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To: faithincowboys
Knowing what I do fo the Left, this almost sounds plausibly true.

These people must never walk the halls of power in America - again.

2 posted on 01/17/2004 10:20:05 PM PST by Old Sarge (Operation Noble Eagle - We Watch, So You Don't Have To.)
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To: faithincowboys
LOL>>this is terrific.
3 posted on 01/17/2004 10:20:18 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: Old Sarge
You're so right. I think this is how these whackjobs think, but i tend to believe that it's a spoof. The great thing is these people are so easy to make fun of.
4 posted on 01/17/2004 10:22:07 PM PST by faithincowboys ( Zell Miller is the only DC Democrat not committing treason.)
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To: MEG33
I wonder how long it's going to last on the website.

Clark is such a tool.
5 posted on 01/17/2004 10:22:59 PM PST by faithincowboys ( Zell Miller is the only DC Democrat not committing treason.)
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To: faithincowboys
Hilarious!
6 posted on 01/17/2004 10:31:02 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: faithincowboys
You wrote that whole thing about Clark and you didn't mention the killer *cheekbones*. I mean, like I've seen cheekbones (think Garbo), and I've seen cheekbones (think Nureyev), but has anyone in like the past six decades had cheekbones like Clark?????

Isn't it about time we had a President with great cheekbones?

7 posted on 01/17/2004 10:34:11 PM PST by HateBill
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To: Forevertexas; nopardons
Some fun!
8 posted on 01/17/2004 10:35:05 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: Texasforever
A bit of fun!
9 posted on 01/17/2004 10:36:23 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: MEG33
This just CAN'T be for real ! LOL
10 posted on 01/17/2004 10:43:15 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Luke Skyfreeper
I thought so too.
another clark blogger wrote this about it.

That was pretty interesting and very true. Instead of wearing a Wes Clark shirt to the Arizona primary, i am going to go and buy one of them sweaters and wear that! Yeah! Go Wes.
11 posted on 01/17/2004 10:49:35 PM PST by faithincowboys ( Zell Miller is the only DC Democrat not committing treason.)
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To: faithincowboys
How did Michael Medved hack onto Clark's website?
12 posted on 01/17/2004 10:49:42 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Heaven's just a sin away, oh heaven's just a sin away.)
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To: HateBill
Why do you think I wrote it? : )

here was something else funny on his website:

Dear Mr. McGovern:

Let me take this opportunity to welcome you in your new home community of Southwest Florida. I am the regional coordinator of the Clark campaign in this area. Just recently, I'm pleased to say that Marco for Clark was formed, along with Sanibel-Captiva Islands for Clark.

Within about a week, we are receiving an overwhelmingly positive response on Marco Island. We will be having a Clark House Party on Friday, January 23rd on Inlet Drive in Marco Estates. You are cordially invited, and I want to thank you for endorsing the next President of the United States.

Please vist our website at http://naplesforclark2004.com for more information, or you can email me at mailto:naplesforclark04@aol.com . We would be extremely thrilled, if you could come to our house party.

Sincerely,

Craig "Red" Holland

(Naples, Florida)

and the same person (loosechange) who wrote the sweater blog responded with this.

An endorsement from McGovern is like a Hallmark card from presidential campaigns past. He showed us that losing can be beautiful and Clark can show us that too. But I prefer that he show us the wonderful world of winning.

I love that you're Red, people call me pink.

The best thing about McGovern is that he sent his kid to med school in Cuba--talking about living the revolution.

Somehow he redeems the name George for me.

Pink
13 posted on 01/17/2004 10:52:03 PM PST by faithincowboys ( Zell Miller is the only DC Democrat not committing treason.)
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To: HateBill
" You wrote that whole thing about Clark and you didn't mention the killer *cheekbones*. I mean, like I've seen cheekbones (think Garbo), and I've seen cheekbones (think Nureyev), but has anyone in like the past six decades had cheekbones like Clark?????

Lon Chaney,in Phantom of the Opera ( 1925) and our own BatBoy must be part of Wesley's family tree.You forgot to mention the pointy teeth.Put a cape on this guy and you'd swear he slept in a coffin.
14 posted on 01/17/2004 10:54:11 PM PST by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: nopardons
All I know is that I'm laughing!
15 posted on 01/17/2004 11:04:35 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: MEG33
So am I! This just HAS TO BE a parody. LOL
16 posted on 01/17/2004 11:16:46 PM PST by nopardons
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To: faithincowboys
Clark means business when he puts on a sweater (so does Dan Rather). Dean means business when he rolls up his shirtsleeves. Bubba meant business when he bit his lip or jabbed his finger.
17 posted on 01/17/2004 11:49:11 PM PST by luvbach1
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To: nopardons
Turner Classic Movies has a Cary Grant festival tomorrow and I was looking forward to it, but now that I think about it, General Wesley Clark looks so much like Cary Grant that it will be like a harbinger of his Presidency!!!!!

"Mr. Blandings Builds a Dream House" = "Mr. Clark Lives in the White House!!"

We don't know enough about Mrs. Clark, tho. Which one of Cary Grant's wives do you think she is most like? I am hoping Betsey Drake who was in one of my most favorite movies, "Every Girl Should be Married." Cary Grant (i.e., Wesley Clark!) co-starred. I hope she wasn't like his last wife, Dyan Cannon, who just isn't glamorous enough to be first lady!

(Gee, I could really like this blogger stuff!)

18 posted on 01/18/2004 12:22:15 AM PST by HateBill
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To: HateBill
No, no, no, and NO Weaselly Clark doesn't look at all like Cary Grant, and " MR. BLANDINGS BUILDS HIS DREAM HOUSE " is a pretty close bible of our building the one we live in. It's also one of my husband's and my favorite movies! And MY well is deeper, as well as us having all that damned Conn. ledge, which had to be blasted. :-)

This blogger thingy just has to be a parody/joke...it just HAS to be. No one could have written this junk seriously. Could they ?

19 posted on 01/18/2004 12:56:45 AM PST by nopardons
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To: faithincowboys
You forgot the link.

Which makes me suspicious...

20 posted on 01/18/2004 2:27:19 AM PST by jennyp (http://crevo.bestmessageboard.com)
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