[Quilla]

A favorite! Ern, you've got to share it, I've never heard it.

[ErnBatavia]

A lady decides to get her favorite entertainers' facial images tattooed, so she will never forget them; problem is she doesn't want them really obvious, so she has one done on the inside of her left thigh, and the other on the inside of her right.

Obviously, the images, from her vantage point are upside down, so she goes home, "spreads", and axes her hubby if he can I.D. her musical heroes, and see how good a job the tattooist did...

(Go to punchline now, to see what he said)

I've known this joke for over thirty years, and still laugh every time I see a picture of Willie Nelson....