Can you stop posting "Can you stop posting "Al Qaeda again threatens NY, DC and LA"" threads

Can you stop posting threads | 17Jan04

[rwfromkansas]

Hey, if I would get off my butt and drive back to college I would have something to do. But, I don't feel like driving back yet. :)

FR is an important part of life, don't you know. Heaven help us. :)

[Paladin2]

Is this one of those hugh and/or series posts that I read so much about?

[txhurl]

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[_Jim]

Can we phone strangers? :)

Haw about 311: "Information" (snicker)

[rwfromkansas]

I wish there was a page of "funny websites" like that. I will have to do some googling sometime.

check out www.xxxchurch.com. There is a video of "everytime you masturbate, God kills a cat." Obviously they are not serious.....it is intended to be a less serious way to look at the issue. There is one version on there made by a friend at college. It is some funny stuff. The website is a ministry intended to get people off from porn, masturbation etc. Anyway, I tell you this because the video is funny stuff: http://www.xxxchurch.com/patrol/media/kitties_sterling.wmv

www.oldeenglish.org has some funny videos.

[Conservative4Ever]

Oh thank God...I thought it was a bad flash of Deja Vu all over again.

Red

[ErnBatavia]

A lady decides to get her favorite entertainers' facial images tattooed, so she will never forget them; problem is she doesn't want them really obvious, so she has one done on the inside of her left thigh, and the other on the inside of her right.

Obviously, the images, from her vantage point are upside down, so she goes home, "spreads", and axes her hubby if he can I.D. her musical heroes, and see how good a job the tattooist did...

(Go to punchline now, to see what he said)

I've known this joke for over thirty years, and still laugh every time I see a picture of Willie Nelson....

[tubebender]

Are you the Keeper of Odd Knowledge...

[Quilla]

Hilarious! Thanks.

[Nita Nupress]

Just a little drive-by before I shut down the computer...

I cannot believe the idiocy of you people. ALL of you! Don't you have anything better to do than sit here and type on this stupid thread?

Only a moron would be seen here. (You don't see me.)


By the way, did I ever mention I was the one who reserved the screen name "All" ? They took it away from me, the commies. Or maybe I lost the password, I don't remember.

[Dr. Zoo]

I am not here either...

:>)

If I am not mistaken, you were signed up as y'all weren't you??

[snippy_about_it]

there's no need to get snippy about it
Oh jez dere is.

You called? ;-)

[fatima]

Dr. Zoo,How is everything,Are you for the Eagles or what-fatima.

[Petronski]

What's the word?
Thunderbird.

What's the price?
Fifty twice.

Oh so nice.

[fatima]

Petronski,Your my man ,what's the plan for the Eagles.

[kingu]

A SNAKE!!!

A Snake!! It's a SNAKE!!

Great, now I got the song stuck in my head. Though I must admit, I've been tempted to do one with the heads of the nine dwarfs popping up out of the ground, and Hilary guest staring as the snake.

[Petronski]

I'm hoping to see the Panthers win (sorry, always an underdog fan), but I can't see how Philly can lose tomorrow. Same goes for New England (I'd love to see Dungy get his ring, but the Pats...whew, they're tough.).

Probably just some beer and chips with friends, either in real life, or on the live thread here at FR.

[Petronski]

How about you?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The Hallmark of the original vanity by 'woodcraftsman' was wood puns.

Perhaps this thread by 'leadpenny' can distinguish itself with a spate of currency puns? Or maybe metal alloy puns?

I can only say from my quarter it would be ironic.

[swarthyguy]

leadpenny

woodennickels