[ArneFufkin]

PEOPLE OVER 40 SHOULD BE DEAD

Adrienne Barbeau is 59. Raquel Welch is 63. Pam Grier is 55. Tina Louise is 70. There was a summit of the world's leading Paleontoligists gathered just to estimate the age of Cher at somewhere between 459 and 472.

[Consort]

They used to play:

Stick Ball Ring-O-Levio Kick the Can Street Hockey Skelly Off the Wall Jacks

Pitching Pennies Marbles Spin the Top Punch Ball Stoop Ball Curb Ball Johnny Ride the Pony

Diamond Ball Slug Simon Says Knuck War Old Maid Spud

Go Fish Running Bases Flipping Cards Jump Rope Double Dutch May I Spin the Bottle

Red Light - Green Light Follow the Leader Hop Scotch Monkey in the Middle Box Ball Hit the Penny Slap Ball

[Polybius]

Tina Louise is 70.

Please don't tell me how old Mary Ann is. I want to preserve my adolescent fantasies.