To: JesseHousman
PEOPLE OVER FORTY SHOULD BE DEADSalam Alikum,
In the Qur’aan, we learn that if you make Shukr, Allah will most definitely increase His bounties upon you, especially after the age of 40. Also recite the du’aa, ‘Allaahumma ikfiniy bihalaalika an haraamika wa aghniniy bi fadhlika amman siwaaka’.
and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Mufti Lazamataz-al-Truble.
12 posted on
01/17/2004 6:49:28 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
To: Lazamataz
I think you played with too many rusty cans when you were a kid. Did something funny to yer noggin!
39 posted on
01/17/2004 7:22:35 AM PST by
cjshapi
To: Lazamataz
You are no Mufti!
You attempt to make mock up of Isalami!
I declare fatwa on you and your evil decendents!
Allah Allah In Free!
42 posted on
01/17/2004 7:24:46 AM PST by
metesky
(My investment program is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz,please don't tell me you've gone over to the dark side.
Moslem humor is not be laughed at.
Stop laughing.
They don't know what it is. Satire can get you killed.A fatwa with your name on it is being prepared as we speak.
BTW how do you get your keyboard to type in Arabic, O wise imam?
46 posted on
01/17/2004 7:30:12 AM PST by
exit82
(Toll free number for the Capitol switchboard:1-800-648-3516--let your reps in DC know what you think)
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