Ten Easy Questions - No Pencils Needed!

Jan 17, 2004 | B4Ranch

[varon]

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[Spiff]

Wow! Great stuff!

Here's one from The Anderson Report. The guy who does this website is the former Chairman of the Cochise County Republican Party:

Go Ahead - We Dare You !

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with. . . . it is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal.

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in your school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!

Write us and tell how you are doing .....

[B4Ranch]

I know it's a radical idea, but how about sending the President this article?

[B4Ranch]

Ben lives on top of reality. He's seen how the system works and doesn't work.

[tgslTakoma]

I read it. I like it.

When are you announcing your candidacy for public office?

JVb and dagnabbit, did you guys know that several DC area hospitals have high patient populations with antibiotic-resistant TB already?

[fish hawk]

Gee I read the whole post and I didn't see anything about cat's there at all!!!

[B4Ranch]

"When are you announcing your candidacy for public office?"

In my wheel chair, I'm shorter than Joe lieberman. That's tough to deal with for the camera crews.

[theFIRMbss]

[Mr. Jeeves]

Your "Temporary Worker Plan"will seriously divide the Republican Party.

Karl Rove has obviously run the numbers and decided that it won't.

[Cultural Jihad]

#8 Did you know that having one "anchor baby" would bring a halt to the "Temporary Workers" requirement to "return home" in three years? Gosh, I sorry no elected official told you about this.

Gasp! How utterly terrible to think that families are something worthy to honor and uphold! Where will the mass-wrist-opening ceremony be held! I can't stand this plight a minute longer! Sniff!

[Cultural Jihad]

So much for 'border-LANGUAGE-culture.' ;-)

[verity]

#1 Someone enters your home in the dark of night through an unlocked window. Is this person a Friend or Foe?

If it is Christmas eve and you have no chimney, it could be Santa. :<)

[B4Ranch]

In our neighborhood, when Santa sees the rifle rack in the pickup, he just leaves the gifts on the front porch and takes the Thank you bottle of Crown Royal with him.

Smart man!

[verity]

lol!

[Jim Noble]

I live in the far Northeast, but I would support a plan even more radical than yours.

However, a majority of our fellow citizens don't and won't-or it would be done already.

You will never achieve the removal of illegal Mexicans living in Guadalupe Hidalgo lands.

How about taking over Mexico instead?

[Spunky]

#8 Did you know that having one "anchor baby" would bring a halt to the "Temporary Workers" requirement to "return home" in three years? Gosh, I sorry no elected official told you about this.

From Article: What compassionate country would deport the parents of underage U.S. citizens? Let's get real here. That will never happen!
seal up the wombs

The United States is not as compassionate about American born children of an illegal remaining in the United States with his/her children as you think.

I know of a family where a citizen married an illegal. They had children and later because of a drug conviction (War on Drugs) was deported and technically will never be able to get a visa to come into the States.

These children have been without a father for over 10 years.

The women made a mistake when she married an illegal, but ones heart leads them before the brain does.

[B4Ranch]

Why take over a country that is full of criminals? Fox has done well at sending them up here when they are too costly for his prisons.

The Mexican oil isn't enough of a temptation for me to want the place.

[B4Ranch]

Children need drug addicted fathers about as much as we need this increasing crime by illegal alien gang members.

If the mother is a good one the child is better off without that father being anywhere close by.

[wimpycat]

#1 Someone enters your home in the dark of night through an unlocked window. Is this person a Friend or Foe?

It's most likely me, who lost my house key.