[hollywood]

To help your fledgling business, I'm pushing to rename the 'Caucasian' race to 'Racist', because, let's face it, no matter how you slice it, all non-caucasians have now been trained to yell-out 'you're a racist' to any caucasian who doesn't agree with a non-caucasian.

[Travis McGee]

You're a racist for saying that!