[Timesink]

Dear Gwyneth--

Glad your dad is dead. I look forward to reading about the collapse of your marriage when your rock star husband finds someone sexier to screw, which shouldn't take him more than a week or so, considering your pancake breasts and total lack of shape anywhere else.

(Is the above a bit strong? Yeah, well, so what. You hate America, you get it back in spades, you vicious money-grubbing %^$&#$%^. Our cash is good enough for you, but then you spit in our faces? Burn in hell, Gwynnie.)

[cyborg]

tell us how you feel about the young lady LOL