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I believe in conspiracies
The Spectator ^ | 1/17/2004 | John Laughland

Posted on 01/16/2004 7:11:22 AM PST by JohnGalt

I believe in conspiracies

John Laughland says the real nutters are those who believe in al-Qa’eda and weapons of mass destruction

Believing in conspiracy theories is rather like having been to a grammar school: both are rather socially awkward to admit. Although I once sat next to a sister-in-law of the Duke of Norfolk who agreed that you can’t believe everything you read in the newspapers, conspiracy theories are generally considered a rather repellent form of intellectual low-life, and their theorists rightfully the object of scorn and snobbery. Writing in the Daily Mail last week, the columnist Melanie Phillips even attacked conspiracy theories as the consequence of a special pathology, of the collapse in religious belief, and of a ‘descent into the irrational’. The implication is that those who oppose ‘the West’, or who think that governments are secretive and dishonest, might need psychiatric treatment.

In fact, it is the other way round. British and American foreign policy is itself based on a series of highly improbable conspiracy theories, the biggest of which is that an evil Saudi millionaire genius in a cave in the Hindu Kush controls a secret worldwide network of ‘tens of thousands of terrorists’ ‘in more than 60 countries’ (George Bush). News reports frequently tell us that terrorist organisations, such as those which have attacked Bali or Istanbul, have ‘links’ to al-Qa’eda, but we never learn quite what those ‘links’ are. According to two terrorism experts in California, Adam Dolnik and Kimberly McCloud, this is because they do not exist. ‘In the quest to define the enemy, the US and its allies have helped to blow al-Qa’eda out of proportion,’ they write. They argue that the name ‘al-Qa’eda’ was invented in the West to designate what is, in reality, a highly disparate collection of otherwise independent groups with no central command structure and not even a logo. They claim that some terrorist organisations say they are affiliated to bin Laden simply to gain kudos and name-recognition for their entirely local grievances.

By the same token, the US-led invasion of Iraq was based on a fantasy that Saddam Hussein was in, or might one day enter into, a conspiracy with Osama bin Laden. This is as verifiable as the claim that MI6 used mind control to make Henri Paul crash Princess Diana’s car into the 13th pillar of the tunnel under the Place de l’Alma. With similar mystic gnosis, Donald Rumsfeld has alleged that the failure to find ‘weapons of mass distraction’, as Tony Blair likes to call them, shows that they once existed but were destroyed. Indeed, London and Washington have shamelessly exploited people’s fear of the unknown to get public opinion to believe their claim that Iraq had masses of anthrax and botulism. This played on a deep and ancient seam of fear about poison conspiracies which, in the Middle Ages, led to pogroms against Jews. And yet it is the anti-war people who continue to be branded paranoid, even though the British Prime Minister himself, his eyes staring wildly, said in September 2002, ‘Saddam has got all these weapons ...and they’re pointing at us!’

In contrast to such imaginings, it is perfectly reasonable to raise questions about the power of the secret services and armed forces of the world’s most powerful states, especially those of the USA. These are not ‘theories’ at all; they are based on fact. The Central Intelligence Agency, the National Security Agency, the Office of Naval Intelligence, the National Reconnaissance Office, the Defense Intelligence Agency and other US secret services spend more than $30,000,000,000 a year on espionage and covert operations. Do opponents of conspiracy theories think that this money is given to the Langley, Virginia Cats’ Home? It would also be churlish to deny that the American military industry plays a very major role in the economics and politics of the US. Every day at 5 p.m., the Pentagon announces hundreds of millions of dollars in contracts to arms manufacturers all over America — click on the Department of Defense’s website for details — who in turn peddle influence through donations to politicians and opinion-formers.

It is also odd that opponents of conspiracy theories often allow that conspiracies have occurred in the past, but refuse to contemplate their existence in the present. For some reason, you are bordering on the bonkers if you wonder about the truth behind events like 9/11, when it is established as fact that in 1962 the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Lyman L. Lemnitzer, tried to convince President Kennedy to authorise an attack on John Glenn’s rocket, or on a US navy vessel, to provide a pretext for invading Cuba. Two years later, a similar strategy was deployed in the faked Gulf of Tonkin incident, when US engagement in Vietnam was justified in the light of the false allegation that the North Vietnamese had launched an unprovoked attack on a US destroyer. Are such tactics confined to history? Paul O’Neill, George Bush’s former Treasury Secretary, has just revealed that the White House decided to get rid of Saddam eight months before 9/11.

Indeed, one ought to speak of a ‘conspir- acy of silence’ about the role of secret services in politics. This is especially true of the events in Eastern Europe and the former Soviet Union. It is the height of irresponsibility to discuss the post-communist transition without extensive reference to the role of the spooks, yet our media stick doggedly to the myth that their role is irrelevant. During the overthrow of the Georgian president, Eduard Shevardnadze, on 22 November 2003, the world’s news outlets peddled a wonderful fairy-tale about a spontaneous uprising — ‘the revolution of roses’, CNN shlockily dubbed it — even though all the key actors have subsequently bragged that they were covertly funded and organised by the US.

Similarly, it is a matter of public record that the Americans pumped at least $100 million into Serbia in order to get rid of Slobodan Milosevic in 2000, and huge sums in the years before. (An election in Britain, whose population is eight times bigger than Yugoslavia’s, costs about two thirds of this.) This money was used to fund and equip the Kosovo Liberation Army; to stuff international observer missions in Kosovo with hundreds of military intelligence officers; to pay off the opposition and the so-called ‘independent’ media; and to buy heavily-armed Mafia gangsters to come and smash up central Belgrade, so that the world’s cameras could show a ‘people’s revolution’.

At every stage, the covert aid and organisation provided by the US and British intelligence agencies were decisive, as they had been on many occasions before and since, all over the world. Yet for some reason, it is acceptable to say, ‘The CIA organised the overthrow of Prime Minister Mossadeq in Iran in 1953’, but not that it did it again in Belgrade in 2000 or Tbilisi in 2003. And in spite of the well-known subterfuge and deception practised, for instance, in the Iran-Contra scandal in the mid-1980s, people experience an enormous psychological reluctance to accept that the British and American governments knowingly lied us into war in 2002 and 2003. To be sure, some conspiracy theories may be outlandish or wrong. But it seems to me that anyone who refuses to make simple empirical deductions ought to have his head examined.


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To: Peach
Yes, I believe for the most part, the UN is staffed with liars and paper shufflers.

WND has a link on the FreeRepublic Homepage; if you impeach WND as a source, comparing it to DEBKA, I suggest you take it up with Jim Rob or perhaps try another web site like conspiracyplanet.com.
21 posted on 01/16/2004 8:00:53 AM PST by JohnGalt (And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. -Josey Wales)
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To: Peach
So which is it?

How can you play both sides and expect to be taken seriously?





22 posted on 01/16/2004 8:02:46 AM PST by JohnGalt (And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. -Josey Wales)
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To: JohnGalt
So we've established that you believe hundreds of people have lied about WMD (despite the fact that he verifiably had them), and yet you continue to believe a few reporters who fit your mindset and who cannot prove one word of what they say. Interesting. So glad I'm not you.
23 posted on 01/16/2004 8:03:19 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: dirtboy
<<"a theory that they were brought down by a controlled implosion">>

I agree with all of your points, BUT, having been one block North of the WTC North tower I saw, not the plane, but the explosive effect of the second plane hitting the South tower from the South. My first thoughts were, how did they get a bomb into the WTC as security was very high since the bomb of 1993. I left my building around 9:30, roughly half an hour before the first tower went down. For those who know NYC, I was just a bit south of Canal Street on Church Street (maybe half to 3/4 of a mile from the WTC) when the South tower went down. What I heard first was a huge explosion that sounded very near (far less than the distance I was from the WTC). I thought we were under attack. After this gigantic explosion, I heard the rumbling sound of the building (S. tower) coming down and saw the huge plume of dust rising into the sky. I have no "theories" as to what I heard, but it definitely was a very loud explosive sound. I have zero doubt about that.
24 posted on 01/16/2004 8:04:34 AM PST by NYDave
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To: Peach
Not all lied; most just demonstrated incompetency.

There are no WMDs, therefore, someone misread the intelligence. It's not that hard to figure out.
25 posted on 01/16/2004 8:05:46 AM PST by JohnGalt (And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. -Josey Wales)
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To: JohnGalt
What is a "mass of anthrax"? A truckload? A 50 pound bag? or 16 ounces? Depends on who you ask I guess.
26 posted on 01/16/2004 8:06:00 AM PST by muskogee
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To: JohnGalt
Paul O’Neill, George Bush’s former Treasury Secretary, has just revealed that the White House decided to get rid of Saddam eight months before 9/11.

There went his credibility...

Clinton Signs Iraqi Liberation Act

The Clinton View of Iraq-al Qaeda Ties

Saddam Abused His Last Chance, Clinton Says

If The Bush Administration Lied About WMD, So Did These People

Iraq: Still a Nuclear Threat(Nuclear Control Intitute's collection of articles)

Even O'Neill is backpeddling on his statements.

O'Neill Says Book Bashing Bush 'Isn't My Book'

Lid Blown Off O'Neill/Suskind Hoax

O'Neill War Memo Came from Clinton

27 posted on 01/16/2004 8:06:30 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: JohnGalt
Both sides? I do not take WND seriously, that JimRob does is his business.

We have established that you think hundreds of people, distinguished people, have lied, including those in the current administration. Yet you believe the word of a few reporters, and I use the word reporter loosely. It says everything about you and your worldview, John.

You do understand that Iraq verifiably had WMD, don't you? And if indeed he got rid of them in the 90's, he certainly miscalculated when he didn't let the weapons inspectors in to continue their work. You know, the work the had been doing when they verifiably found more WMD than they anticipated, in the places the sons-in-laws said they would be. Oops, I forgot - you think UNSCOM and the entire UN is lying. Hard to keep up - it's so many people. Maybe you should make a list.
28 posted on 01/16/2004 8:06:33 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: Peach
1. Peach
29 posted on 01/16/2004 8:07:24 AM PST by JohnGalt (And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. -Josey Wales)
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To: JohnGalt
Heeeeere, Kitty....
30 posted on 01/16/2004 8:08:39 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: JohnGalt
I have always liked conspiracy theories, they are so darned interesting, and even occassionally thought some might be true.

Deep down tho I really didn't believe them, but one day I changed my mind. I was discussing politics with a friend and fellow grad student. He was a leftist and the son of a leftit professor. His brother was a true anarchist. This guy did have one redeeming feature. He loved guns and hated gun control.

I said that I could see no other explanation for the total domination of academia, foundtions, the media, and politics by leftists other than a world wide conspiracy. To my surprise, he agreed and said it is an unorganized conspiracy.

Now I know that sounds like a contradiction in terms but I knew what he meant.

Heck I am not ever certain that it doesn't actually involve organized meetings. Maybe the Bilderbegers (whoever they are) really are controlling the world.

31 posted on 01/16/2004 8:09:10 AM PST by yarddog
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To: general_re
Good old human pattern recognition. Is it real or is it Memorex? Natural or designed?

I tend to believe that politics is a bit like the universe. Every point of view appears to be the center for its adherents. Even the Bilderbergers are just pawns.

:^)
32 posted on 01/16/2004 8:09:56 AM PST by js1138
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To: Peach
In JohnGalt's worldview

I am just shocked that he actually read an article that did not contain the word "neocon" at least once in every paragraph, LOL!

33 posted on 01/16/2004 8:12:12 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: ravingnutter
LOL. He's made himself ridiculous and the only reason I both occasionally is because I don't want newbies on this site reading his crap without hearing a few well established facts.
34 posted on 01/16/2004 8:14:05 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: Peach
Peach,

I want you to keep posting because you make your position look ridiculous.

I could not ask for a better example of a WMDead Ender to prove the danger of making common cause with folks who use Bill Clinton to buttress their position.
35 posted on 01/16/2004 8:23:12 AM PST by JohnGalt (And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. -Josey Wales)
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To: js1138
Wheels within wheels, my friend ;)
36 posted on 01/16/2004 8:23:26 AM PST by general_re ("Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson)
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To: JohnGalt
Proving for what, the 100th time, that you can't read, John.

You think UNSCOM has lied. You think members of both administrations have lied. You think the UN has lied. You think hundreds of authors, reporters and writers have lied. But keep trying to point out that I've only posted something about Clinton; only the most casual observer would believe that.
37 posted on 01/16/2004 8:42:49 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: Peach
Your hysterics give the game away.

But yes as a general rule, most conservatives assume the UN is lying.
38 posted on 01/16/2004 8:44:04 AM PST by JohnGalt (Attention Pseudocons: Marsrepublic.com is still available)
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To: JohnGalt
What is hysterical, John? I'm calmly relating the facts; facts which are backed up by history. Iraq certainly had WMD; most sane people accept that, although I will understand that you probably do not. It is your constant refrain that EVERYONE is lying, except a few marginal writers for marginal organizations. Hah
39 posted on 01/16/2004 8:46:09 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: JohnGalt
I believe in conspiracies too! I believe the U.N. is conspiring to take over the world by forcing/tricking all of the nations of the world into relinquishing their national sovereignty. To those of you that call me "tin foil"-- prove me wrong!
40 posted on 01/16/2004 8:52:59 AM PST by Destructor
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