I love poultry.
But my friend, Walter Cronkite, told me that he is disgusted by the possibility of a wind farm offshore from his summer home.
He said,
"Hey Cross, why don't those wackos buld windmills on top of big building in the cities, where the extra electricity is needed more?"
Nobody but tourists look up anyway."
But then he added,
"Wait a moment, I own a penthouse in NYC. Forget about it."