[billorites]

In a related story, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay announced a new plan today for Martian redistricting.

[PetroniDE]

SHEILA JACKSON-LEE. CONGRESSWOMAN FROM MARS.

She thinks the Apollo astronauts put a U.S. Flag there (no joke). Need a picture to post.

[Axenolith]

And Martian CPI stats showed a 4.8% increase in prices, but this decreased 0.01% after stripping out the volatile oxygen and water prices. Additionally, the Martian trade surplus balloned 380%, to 2.2 trillion dollars, after the towing of another recently captured mettalic asteroid to one of the Earth-moon lagrange points. Traders, fearing another repeat of the M-3 asteroid debacle which flooded markets with a surprise 28,400 tons of gold from a heavy inclusion, drove gold prices down further to a London close of $23.50...