[deport]

Yep.... The LPs got something under 400,000 votes in 2000. The Constitution Party under 100,000 and Reform a little over 400,000..... So they are vocal but not much bite...... Kinda like a few gnats..... annoying but not much harm.

[Soylent Democrats]

LP's have a horrible Messiah complex. Libertarians can only make wholesale indictments against President George W. Bush because they are shaking in their boots over his ever-growing popularity and resolve, which has only added countless Americans to the GOP and galvanized the party faithful---and the Libertarians hate us for that. The libertarians can join the tin-foil crowd and have the mental hospital orderlies turn-off their computers, spoon-feed them Jello and balance their medication. They are truly adrift.

[JackelopeBreeder]

Yep.... The LPs got something under 400,000 votes in 2000. The Constitution Party under 100,000 and Reform a little over 400,000..... So they are vocal but not much bite...... Kinda like a few gnats..... annoying but not much harm.

That looks like 900,000 votes when totalled together. If I remember correctly, the 2000 election was nearly a dead heat and it was all of 537 votes in Floriduh that put Dubya over the top for the Electoral College.

Bush took my county here in Arizona in 2000 by a landslide, but right now a lot of the most active Republicans here are split between writing in Tom Tancredo, Ron Paul, Pat Buchanan, Bullwinkle, etc. I am tempted to find out how many votes I could get without even using my real name.

Vote JackelopeBreeder in 2004! A weird candidate for weird times!

I'd bet I could even siphon off a bunch of Dem votes from the Haight-Ashbury retirees who migrated to Bisbee. If you'll excuse me, I have a campaign to launch. This could be the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on...

Tancredo is coming here for dinner this Saturday night. Maybe he'd consent to the VP slot.