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I've never understood why somebody would blow their brains out or jump off a bridge when its so much more fun to spend twenty years drinking yourself to death.

[Petronski]

I've never understood why somebody would blow their brains out or jump off a bridge when its so much more fun to spend twenty years drinking yourself to death.

Can you put that on a (big) t-shirt for me?

[JoeSchem]

I've never understood why somebody would blow their brains out or jump off a bridge when its so much more fun to spend twenty years drinking yourself to death.

Since a lot more people die of alcoholism than blowing their brains out or jumping off bridges, yours apparently is the mainstream opinion.