LOL!
Actually, when the City asked me what they could do to help us restore our good name and reputation, I suggested that they sponsor a nationwide tour hitting all 50 of our state chapters. I suggested they rent a big diesel bus style motorhome for the tour and and we'd get some big banners and streamers made up and have flags and eagles painted all around the bus and we'd head out across the fruited plains. The tour would've been called, "The Free Republic/Fresno City Freedom Tour!"
I'm really disappointed the City Council turned it down. Just think of all the great publicity and goodwill we would've brought to our fair city.
I guess you could still hang a banner "Paid for by the city of Fresno, CA!"
Your orders are to visit as many loyal and in good standing Freepers in every contiguous state in the land. You are to greet and say thank you for their current and future support.
It is also your purpose to continue and grow Free Republic to a new plateau.
Now, get your vehicle and get on the road. You have Freepers to meet.