Uriah's my husband. David was a bit too mushy for my liking, so I did the very un-Victorian thing and found myself a real man, if you know what I mean.
A good liberal could lynch a black man in front of the U.S. Capitol every single day of the year and get a pass on it. That's because a liberal's heart is in the right place. Years ago I read somewhere that certain American Indian tribes had a saying, "What I own I may beat." The same, evidently, is true for the left.