[Mulder]

Return Of The Damned After 400 Years

Damn.

I thought this article was going to be about hordes of zombies awaking from their graves to pillage civilization, only to be stopped by well-armed patriots, who after killing the zombies, enjoy the eternal gratitude of millions of women that they prevent from having their brains eaten.

I guess that fantasy isn't going to get realized today.

[pierrem15]

I thought this article was going to be about hordes of zombies awaking from their graves to pillage civilization, only to be stopped by well-armed patriots, who after killing the zombies, enjoy the eternal gratitude of millions of women that they prevent from having their brains eaten.

You have to wait until the general election to see that happen-- think Dean, think ghoul.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

The day is young, don't put the bullets away just yet.