How lame, try harder.
I can speculate that the current Pope is really the anti-christ by tracing a mythological ancestry through Albigensian southern France and claim that he drinks from the Holy Grail that Himmler couldn't find because his Polish mother hid it under her bed next to the Spear of Lohengrin which was falsely claimed to be in a German mine shaft.
If we're going to speculate, we can have a really good time, Destro. BTW, your FR page is a good excuse not to post one.