[Pearls Before Swine]

"Wilmette residents are much safer without a handgun in their homes,"

Was Mr. DeMar?

[duckandcover]

Yes! All Mr. DeMar had to do was dial 9-1-1 and the courteous operator would promply send the police to protect Mr. DeMar, his life, liberty, family and property. That's what police departments are for, don't you see?