[samtheman]

While Gore invented the internet, Bush obviously invented computer viruses. See? Democrats, good. Republicans, bad.

[kingu]

No, no, no.. You're just not doing it right.

Ahem, let's see if I can get the right frame of mind going here.. Ahh, there it is.

Bush is a virus. His idiocy infects others, using the right wing media to spread faster than the blaster worm.

Whew. That hurts, ya know? To reduce my intelligence to the level of those goons...