[Poohbah]

The Democratic Party is dead, presidential candidate Rev. Al Sharpton said Thursday. And it's Bill Clinton's fault.

I thought EVERYTHING was Bush's fault.

Are we all gonna die? And does Mad Dawgg still want a pony?

[Mad Dawgg]

Are we all gonna die? And does Mad Dawgg still want a pony?"

You are damn right my friend!

No one does anything until I get what I want!

I want a job that pays me six figures because I went to college for four years.

I want six months paid vacation, free medical and dental.

I want all the illegal aliens to be rounded up and sent home, no matter what the cost.

I want lower taxes and more Medicare!

I want Social Security to pay 10K a month when I retire.

I want NAFTA repealed and all off shoring stopped immediately.

I want Cheap Plasma TVs and digital radio.

Oh yeah and I want a PONY, NOW!

[Texas_Dawg]

I thought EVERYTHING was Bush's fault.

?Que? Yo no puedo hablar ingles. Pero soy legal ahora.

!Gracias, Presidente Bush!

Todos nosotros estamos condenados.