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You know you've had to much coffee when...

You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

560 posted on 01/09/2004 9:35:21 PM PST by trussell (Ante Up!!)
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Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

I.V.'s are your FRIEND!!!

573 posted on 01/09/2004 9:45:09 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
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