To: glock rocks
That's why George Bush and Joseph Lieberman can talk about their faith with impunity. Faith is part of who they are rather than something they dust off at election time. The same was true of Jimmy Carter, but not of Bill Clinton, who brought out the Bible only when his tear ducts needed priming. LOL! I like the way she writes.
345 posted on
01/08/2004 7:34:06 AM PST by
RottiBiz
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To: RottiBiz
In the beginning God covered the earth with
broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, green, yellow,
and red vegetables of all kinds; so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben
and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You
want hot fudge with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "I'll have
another with sprinkles." And lo they gained 10
pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman
might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And
Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman
went from size 2 to size 10.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan
presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic
toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened
their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy
vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And
Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp,
butter dipped lobster chunks and chicken-fried steak
so big it needed its own platter. And Man's
cholesterol went through the roof.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his
Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan
came forth with a cable TV with remote control so
Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And man and woman laughed and cried before the
flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging
suits.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them in
animal fats and added copious quantities of salt.
And Man put on more pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume
fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And
Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double
cheeseburger. Then Lucifer said, "You want fries
with that?" and Man replied, "Yes! And super size'
em!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into
cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMOs.
353 posted on
01/08/2004 8:02:32 AM PST by
glock rocks
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