Manager to guys struggling against Randy Johnson or Pedro Martinez: "Let's turn it up gang, time to go up to the plate and start seeing their pitches and hitting the ball hard out of the park."
Track?
"I think you're going to need to run faster than Michael Johnson."
Chess?
"If I were you, first thing I'd do is grab Kasparov's king."
If sealing the border from illegal crossing and locating and processing 12 million trepassing foreign nationals was easy, we wouldn't need any of this other crap.