[Doctor Stochastic]

I suppose it would be tacky to ask, "How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?"

One. She holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.

Of course, Scott Joplin thought that Treemoniasha was an opera. (It's good, but it is very much like Finian's Rainbow.)

[Diva One]

OF COURSE! What do you think the definition of DIVA is?

Complete self-centeredness.

Of course, I am nothing like that.....! ;)

Buona notte -

Diva One