I'm a faithful follower of brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church
And I ain't even got a garage
You can call home and ask my wife.
[name the song]
"He's a friend of them long-haired, hippie type, pinko fags I betcha he's even got a Commie flag Tacked up on the wall, inside of his garage He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage."
Uneasy Rider by the Charlie Daniels Band