Thank you for being a voice of reason. The Republican version of the bill that I have seen specifies a $1500 fine for breaking the immigration law, plus these people will be put at the back of the line in the guest worker program. So much for the comments about "rewarding" them.
Of course. But regaling the listening audience with the complications of legislative sausage-making do not make for rapt attention paid to Savage, Hannity, and Rush. And so, the Sky Continues To Fall...
Don't believe me?
Well, you should have, because the Mexicans are driving up the 101 and have already overrun Chavez Ravine! And George and Laura Bush are at the Border passing out free Green Cards to the first 100,000 Mexicans who show up! Oh my Lord, the Betrayal! If only Alan Keyes were President!
My God! The Mexicans are taking all the Dodger Dogs! They're pouring Veracruz Jalapeno Sauce on all the hot dogs! Oh the Humanity!
Jesus God! I just saw five hundred of them rooting through Arianna Huffington's garbage. And they're keying all of Norman Lear's cars, including the Bentley! God Save us All!
We're All Going to Die! And it's All Bush's Fault!
Be Seeing You,
Chris