[StatesEnemy]

I have a hundred dairy cows...

Those industrious Holsteins produce vats of milk and cream every day for my bottom line (and my shareholders)... and the best part?

Their barn was built (and is heated) with taxpayer money (subsidized housing).

Their feed? You guessed it, bought by the "commonwealth" (food stamps)

When one of them gets sick? I send the vet bill to Washington.

What A Country!

[Middle Man]

And your excess milk production that the government buys to keep off the shelves and so maintain inflated prices in the checkout line, is that excess milk also kept in taxpayer-subsidized cooling plants owned by acquaintances of yours? No kidding, I'd like to know.