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To: JohnHuang2
Merv Grazinski

Hmmm... Polish maybe? Years ago, a legal friend told me about the 'reason' why lawnmowers had that stupid 'shut-off' bar on the handle. He refered to a court case where 2 Polish brothers were using a lawnmower to trim their hedges. He went into the details of their injuries... lost fingers and hacked up legs. After a large settlement, the 'shut-off' bar became standard equipment.

Being half Polish, I took it on face value. But looking back, I realized that they couldn't have been Polish dudes. They would have never had the cunning wisdom to turn stupidity into a windfall.

13 posted on 01/07/2004 5:55:53 AM PST by johnny7 (“If you are being murdered, raped or molested... please hold... ”)
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To: johnny7
Here in Texas Polish jokes are Aggie jokes.
14 posted on 01/07/2004 6:14:37 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (A little knowledge is dangerous.-- I live dangerously::))
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