Pizza Hut Order - Year 2010

2010 | Unknown

[big bad easter bunny]

Pizza Hut Order - Year 2010

Pizza Hut order in a few years

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."
Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."
Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"
Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."
Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."
Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something ! like that?"
Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,then."
Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your your kids, sir. Your total is $49.99."
Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."
Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."
Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."
Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"
Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."
Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

[Cultural Jihad]

Old email joke, rooted in Leftist and Luddite paranoia.

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[Rebelbase]

seems familiar http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1037035/posts

[Question_Assumptions]

And what makes you think that people can't do at least some of this now? Of course Caller ID would let them know what number you are calling from so there is no need to ask.

[Theresawithanh]

Yep. A friend I've known for a long time sent this to me months ago. She's a big "tinfoil hat" person.

She once sent me an E-mail that was something about when you buy a new TV, the government has it rigged so that they can see right into your house and record all your conversations.

I like her, even though she's kinda nutz.

[Atlas Sneezed]

You don't have to be a leftist to fear abuse of private information by governments that sell it to the highest (or lowest) bidder.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Which is why this non-leftist, non-luddite gives a fake name for those narc cards, and does not tell my medical providers my social security number.

[hunter112]

Best reason in the world to avoid dealing with health insurance companies.

[tet68]

, the government has it rigged so that they can see right into your house and record all your conversations.

You didn't KNOW about this?
Nice shoes by the way.

[Bob Mc]

Private businesses (other than health care industries) will not dare get into the business of making health recommendations. One little mistake and you will be sued out of existance.

Noising around in their customers finances? Police records? Health records? Yeah, great idea for running off customers permanently.

Tinfoil conspiracy nonsense, all of it. It's not even funny if you ask me.

Now replace Pizza Hut with U.S. Government, and it becomes a bit more likely.

[old-ager]

You left out the initial choice of TEN languages ....

[Theresawithanh]

You like them? So do I! Wal-Mart,$19.99.!

BTW, you're living room is lookin' kinda messy! ;-D

[tet68]

Oh, you work for the Government too!

Hehe.