Hillary confided to the Vice President's wife, Tipper Gore, one day that Slick Willy hardly ever made love to her anymore. Tipper told her not to feel too bad. She knew several girls he'd cut off completely.
On a snowy day, not long after Bubba's election, Bubba looked out upon the newly fallen snow on the Rose Garden. Bubba was shocked! Someone had urinated out these words in the snow: "Bill is a a__hole" Angered, Bubba called for his Secret Service attache'. "I wan y'all t' find out who done that!", Bubba snorted through reddened and bleary eyes. Some time later, the agent returned. "Mr. President. I have good news and bad news." Bubba asked what the good news was. "Well, Sir....the urine in Vince Foster's.", said the agent. "Well," Bubba wheezed, "What's th' bad news?". "The handwriting is (Hildebeast's) the First Lady's."
Shortly thereafter, Vince Foster was found in Ft. Marcy Park, having assumed prevailing temperature.