[ClintonBeGone]

Fear not. She will soon hear those magic seven words: "How much to make you go away..."

Either way, two lives are about to embark on a very ugly public battle. This will probably end up being one of those stories of the year. Were I the ticket holder, I would offer only one deal. I'll give you whatever it takes (after taxes) to net you $1 million. If you fight me in court, I will see that you get no more than the $1 you paid for the ticket.

[dead]

You're willing to give her a million dollars for making up a story?

Who the hell is she, Stephen King?

Give her a good swift kick in the ass as her parting gift.

[dennisw]

I would do the same. Give her one million dollars to make her go away. Go away happy and not kicking herself for the rest of her life.

[Johnny_Cipher]

Were I the ticket holder, I would offer only one deal. I'll give you whatever it takes (after taxes) to net you $1 million. If you fight me in court, I will see that you get no more than the $1 you paid for the ticket.

These are the pure gold nuggets posted in this thread so far. Brilliant idea.

The only thing I would add is that this offer is extended ONLY to Ticket Loser and no one else. Anybody else who comes forward and tries this - well, see you in court.

[MississippiMan]

Not me. I'd spend $20 MM of it to see that she never saw so much as her dollar investment back.

MM