[hchutch]

Somebody must not like Bashir Assad...

These sorts of rumors could easily result in a JDAM through his front door.

[Poohbah]

How to tell you're about to have a really bad day:

1. The "60 Minutes" truck is parked in front of your house when you go to work.

2. So are the trucks from "Dateline" and "20/20."

3. Mark Geragos calls "just in case."

4. The only folks saying nice things about you are Tom Metzger, Louis Farrakhan, and Charles Manson.

5. Rumsfeld mentions your name--with disapproval--at his press conference.

6. Colin Powell, when pressed for an opinion about you, says, "The guy's gotta go. The only question is how he goes."

7. Sukhoi and Mikoyan-Gurevich aren't returning your calls.

8. Jacques Chirac isn't returning your calls, either.

9. Gerhard Schroeder's secretary suddenly doesn't remember you.

10. Muammar Qadafi Ghadaffi Khadafy Whats-his-name calls on you to give it up for the sake of humanity.

[BOBTHENAILER]

One weapons-cache location identified by the sources is a mountain tunnel near the village of al-Baidah in northwest Syria, the report said.

GPS coordinates are already programmed into many and various weapons platforms.....tick, tock, tick, tock.