The First Sign of Trouble (Why Britney's Marriage was Doomed from the Start)

Sacred Cow Burgers ^ | 01/05/2004 | Sacred Cow Burgers

[somemoreequalthanothers]

I hope she enjoyed her run 'cause there is always a younger, blonde, large-breasted vixen waiting in the wings.

[sauropod]

w. Coward Dean performing the Justice O'Peace duties...

[nothingnew]

I don't get it...is it the book she's reading? Can't read the title. I'm not whining, just want to laugh is all.

FMCDH

[ChicagoHebrew]

Hmmm...I wonder if the ex-hubby will sue for alimony? ;

The marriage was annalled, not divorces. Ergo, in the eyes of the law it never happened.

[yarddog]

I had to put on my reading glasses.

It says. "Divorce for Dummies".

[Prime Choice]

I don't get it...is it the book she's reading? Can't read the title. I'm not whining, just want to laugh is all.

The cover of the book reads, "Divorce for Dummies". : )

[Prime Choice]

The marriage was annalled, not divorces.

Not gonna touch that typo. Nope, not gonna do it.

Ergo, in the eyes of the law it never happened.

Aren't the Kennedy guys supposed to be really good at getting those kinds of dispensations? ; )

[PLMerite]

Right. Call me when she poses nude somewhere...

[woofer]

I seem to remember some scuttlebutt about her having a boinkfest with Justin Timberlake.

Timberlake bragged about doing her on Howard Stern, during an interview.

[cyborg]

Ah remember she's Justin's sloppy seconds.

[Prime Choice]

Right. Call me when she poses nude somewhere...

Try doing a Google image search with "Safe Search" turned off sometime... Woo.

[Mr. K]

wow- good thinking!

[rintense]

She claimed for the longest time that she was a virgin- even while she was with Justin. Of course, she later admitted that she had slept with him, yet still maintained it was 'ok' since she thought she'd marry him. Oh well.