Grab the Pepto-bismol if you can read this whole piece of garbage. You'll need.
She's a leftist fanatic - a major media news zombie - dort of a shortened version of Paula Zahn.
1 posted on
01/04/2004 8:30:04 PM PST by
ZULU
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To: ZULU
She's a leftist fanatic who desperately needs a dental job. Her receding gums are a sickening sight to wake up to.
4 posted on
01/04/2004 8:32:27 PM PST by
GulliverSwift
(Howard Dean is the Joker's insane twin brother.)
To: ZULU
My solution to Katie Couric is never to watch her. It works perfectly. That goes also for ABC News, NBC News, CBS News, CNN News, NPR, Time, Newsweek, any newspaper named the Times, the Post or the Chronicle, Episcopalian clergy (especially if they are named Gene), and Mr. Rogers reruns. This also works perfectly.
Stick with Free Republic, folks.
6 posted on
01/04/2004 8:39:01 PM PST by
T'wit
(Liberals are always wrong, even when they come down on both sides of the issue.)
To: ZULU
I thought it was
Qati Khouriq
7 posted on
01/04/2004 8:40:28 PM PST by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: ZULU
a Peppy News Pro Wakes Us with a SmileIf "pro" is a shortening of "prostitute", I'd say that is accurate...
8 posted on
01/04/2004 8:44:35 PM PST by
Tim Osman
(It's okay, I wasn't using those constitutional rights anyway.)
To: ZULU
As a child, she was active in track, gymnastics and cheerleading.![](http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/3568.jpg)
Head cheerleader for the Democratic Party
To: ZULU
Gross!!! The former president of CNN was quite perceptive regarding the perky one;)
13 posted on
01/04/2004 9:16:07 PM PST by
Frank_2001
(Could she possibly be the Second Smartest Woman in the World?/sarcasm)
To: ZULU
Blecch! Katie is scary and stupid.
To: ZULU
It would seem that Perky Ol' Katie is carcinogenic.
16 posted on
01/04/2004 9:29:57 PM PST by
Khurkris
(Ranger On...)
To: ZULU
What You Need to Know About Tenacious KatieWhat is this crap, something the editor of Tiger Beat rejected?
17 posted on
01/04/2004 9:35:37 PM PST by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered. ©)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I was going to post your Katie poem but didn't want to step on your toes hahahahaha
18 posted on
01/04/2004 9:43:00 PM PST by
bc2
(http://thinkforyourself.us)
To: ZULU
To: ZULU
E! True Hollywood Story - Katie CouricCouric started at the bottom and went nowhere fast. She was inexperienced and didn't make a good impression, but her persistence paid off. That reminds me. My uncle has perky bowel syndrome (PBS). He can't take a dump without thinking of Katie Couric. He says it beats a high colonic.
23 posted on
01/05/2004 3:57:47 PM PST by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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