Through Turmoil and Tragedy, a Peppy News Pro Wakes Us with a Smile (Triple BARF!!! Alert)

Worldnet News ^ | January 4, 2004 | Worldnet news

[ZULU]

Grab the Pepto-bismol if you can read this whole piece of garbage. You'll need.

She's a leftist fanatic - a major media news zombie - dort of a shortened version of Paula Zahn.

[hellinahandcart]

woof!

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[GulliverSwift]

She's a leftist fanatic who desperately needs a dental job. Her receding gums are a sickening sight to wake up to.

[speedy]

Hillary's biggest competitor for most evil woman in the universe.

[T'wit]

My solution to Katie Couric is never to watch her. It works perfectly. That goes also for ABC News, NBC News, CBS News, CNN News, NPR, Time, Newsweek, any newspaper named the Times, the Post or the Chronicle, Episcopalian clergy (especially if they are named Gene), and Mr. Rogers reruns. This also works perfectly.

Stick with Free Republic, folks.

[Petronski]

I thought it was

Qati Khouriq

[Tim Osman]

a Peppy News Pro Wakes Us with a Smile

If "pro" is a shortening of "prostitute", I'd say that is accurate...

[Theresawithanh]

My solution, too! Of course, I'm at work by the time she comes on, but I wouldn't even watch her on my days off!

I like to use the C-word for her, Katie Commie.

[stylin_geek]

...slipping easily between serious topics and infotainment.

So, her astute question, "Has this changed you in any way?" to Elizabeth Smart comes under which heading?

[Jeff Chandler]

Stick with Free Republic, folks.

Good idea.

[Charles Henrickson]

As a child, she was active in track, gymnastics and cheerleading.

Head cheerleader for the Democratic Party

[Frank_2001]

Gross!!! The former president of CNN was quite perceptive regarding the perky one;)

[T'wit]

Oh, now. Eleanor Clift, Janet Reno, Nina Totenberg, Helen Thomas, Kate Michelman, Patricia Ireland, Kim Gandy, Ellen Goodman, Anna Quindlen, Sheila Jackson Lee, Eleanor Smeal, and on and on like that. And yes, you're right, Katie is a worthy contender.

Of course, if we talk about "evil women," we have to be sure that these are women. Outwardly, they SEEM to be women, but you never know.

[CARepubGal]

Blecch! Katie is scary and stupid.

[Khurkris]

It would seem that Perky Ol' Katie is carcinogenic.

[JoJo Gunn]

What You Need to Know About Tenacious Katie

What is this crap, something the editor of Tiger Beat rejected?

[bc2]

I was going to post your Katie poem but didn't want to step on your toes hahahahaha

[lonewacko_dot_com]

The correct URL to the article is: http://www.eonline.com/On/Holly/Shows/Couric/

[Conspiracy Guy]

Feel Free to post my political poems anytime. Including my name and date is nice but not necessary. Here's Katie.

Katie

My TV set is seldom on,
The place called NBC.
I seldom stop to listen to,
The lies they fling at me.
But every now and sometimes then,
I have to cruise on by.
To watch the little evil snit,
And laugh right in her eye.
She wrinkles up her face so tight,
It looks just like a fist.
If something good she must report,
You'll see that she is pissed.
She hates Bush and Arnold too,
America she loathes.
If I was network president,
She couldn’t buy her clothes.
So this I say for all to hear,
I think that she's a slob.
Ms Couric’s insignificant,
I’d love to take her job.

Conspiracy Guy 10/8/3